Note that there is a sketch of a velociraptor on this question for comparison. Also, not thinking a handgun is going to cut it for this one (ok, technically Jurassic Park did velociraptors wrong--they modeled the "velociraptor" after a larger raptor, Deinonychus, and velociraptor aren't much bigger than chickens--but still).
I'm not sure that a boomerang is much better than that pistol. Since it stunned the velociraptor, maybe it is the same one used in the old Legend of Zelda video game on the NES platform (and beyond).
Ah yes, that weapon is a bit more effective...whatever the heck it is.
Not everyone gets away.
Misplaced modifiers leave me wondering: did you make it to the top, then get eaten? Or did you make it to the top before the raptor could eat you, and therefore you escape being eaten by the raptor altogether?
Having a weapons stash (including an AK-47) might come in handy when fighting off giant were-raptors. And a lance might prove useful if the raptor is secretly a dragon.
Some people would apparently prefer to leave the raptor-slaying to the professionals. Go army, go! Good thing it's just dinosaurs an not a zombie apocalypse.
Yes, this literally is attempting to show how the scenario might play out. Apparently, the weapons available include a bow and some arrows, and the cast-steel ladder climbs up a castle's turret.
Well-played, beardless Gandalf, well-played.